"Never say die!"

@Edwin Voskamp's - @Edwin Voskamp's AD&D Famous Last Words

I collected a list of AD&D Famous Last Words:

• Well, I think that's the last of them.
• Hey, what do you suppose this lever does?
• I couldn't find any traps.
• I disarmed the trap.
• That's not really POISON gas.
• Come on in. The water's fine.
• Sure glad that's over with. I'm taking off my armour.
• Okay wishing well.
• I hope the bridge holds up.
• What Landshark?
• Things COULDN'T POSSIBLY get any worse.
• Of course I trust the thief. He's in our party.
• What does the mark on that door mean?
• We really didn't need a cleric anyway.
• I'll drink it.
• I think I can make it.
• Oops.
• This is a really wimp dungeon.
• Why did our torch flames turn blue?
• What? No, I wasn't reading your module. I was just looking.
• I go up to the lich and try to pick its pocket.
• Geez, what an ugly ...
• That door wasn't trapped the last time we were here.
• Brak? That's a stupid name for a Barbarian.
• A wizard, huh? I throw my drink at him.
• I don't need to read the instructions.
• It's a troll. So what?
• This looks like a good place to set up camp.
• The'll never find me here.
• Does a 3 save?
• Push the red button first, then the blue button. No wait -
• We'll go in. We can handle anything.
• What do you suppose that rushing noise is?
• Oh no, not again.
• Nothing ever happens on the first level.
• Shh! There it is again.
• Naw, the DM won't hit us with anything till we get to the dungeon.
• A vampire! Ha, ha, where's my mirror?
• If the merchant doesn't like it, I'll just run him through.
• Giants. The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
• I've never seen a ballista before. What's it do?
• Hey, you in there! Come out and fight!
• I'm a cleric. I can turn ALL undead.
• What Luck, a Demon Prince! If we kill him we get a horde of X.P.
• Oh, we won't die, the DM won't let us.
• It looks like some kind of mold.
• They're just kobolds.

Here are some of the ones I've heard in the campaign I played in, DM'ed by the incomparable Nick Homden;

• Death before Dishonour! ATTACK!
• I don't care, I won't retreat, no matter how big or powerful they are.
• I don't need any help.
• Duck!